Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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