This is not my ceiling
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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