I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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