Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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