what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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