How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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