He is such a slut. More and more my type.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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