i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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