I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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