he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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