so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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