There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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