we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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