Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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