This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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