My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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