"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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