Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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