is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Holy shit dude........stairs
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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