I just saw a hot homeless man
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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