Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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