Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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