Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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