how can u be prego again
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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