There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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