I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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