Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
