Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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