He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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