Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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