Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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