HIV tests are more positive than that guy
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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