real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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