You made me cry and you don't even care
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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