New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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