Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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