Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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