fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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