I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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