Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
His hands were made for my vagina.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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