you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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