my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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