Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
this boner is exhausting
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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