But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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