I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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