I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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