I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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