you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
He did a backflip because drugs
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