gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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