Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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