U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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